How you know you're a redneck!

• you let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
• you’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
• you wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
• someone in your family died right after saying, “Hey, guys, watch this.”
• you think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
• your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
• your junior prom offered day care.
• you think the last words of the “Star-Spangled Banner” are “play ball.”
• you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
• the Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
• you have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
• one of your kids was born on a pool table.
• you can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.
• you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means getting your wife drunk.
• you put mt. dew in your baby’s bottle.

Peace out!

People are Strange

People are strange when you're a stranger.

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